when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The power of my boobs compel you
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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