Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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