You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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