My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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