Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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