dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
this just has baby written all over it
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
