I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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