YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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