I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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