Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I am naked and annoyed.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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