I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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