I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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