Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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