it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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