i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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