So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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