Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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