But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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