Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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