I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So vagazzling was a success
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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