i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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