I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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