This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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