I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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