I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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