ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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