Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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