dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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