spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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