what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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