That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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