Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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