I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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