Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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