hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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