Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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