Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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