The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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