4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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