Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
someone owes me an orgasm
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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