But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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