Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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