Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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