why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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