No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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