Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
