BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This is my gift to your gina
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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