Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
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Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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