Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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