haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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