there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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