I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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