Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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