Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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