no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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