My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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