I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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