He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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